Ein paar kleinere Serverprobleme

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Server Probleme und ein paar andere Kleinigkeiten...

Mit jedem bekommst du jetzt eine ordentliche Tracht Prügel! Und zwar auf den nackten Arsch und jeden einzelnen Tag!

Leider habe ich mir in den letzten Wochen einige Server Probleme eingefangen, deren Behebung einige Zeit und Motiviation in Anspruch genommen hat. Sicherlich gehört mir dafür alleine schon wieder ordentlich der Hintern versohlt. Aber ich bin auch so ausgesprochen fleißig gewesen und habe versucht die Probleme nicht nur so schnell als möglich, sondern natürlich auch dauerhaft zu beheben.

In den nächsten Wochen werden wir also nicht mehr mit solch ärgerlichen Ausfällen konfrontiert werden. Außerdem kosten diese ja auch Zeit, die ich besser mit dem weiteren Erstellen von Inhalten verbringen sollte.

Dafür habe ich ordentlich den blanken Hintern voll bekommen und muss nun hier auf der Strafmatte sitzen und weiter an der Seite arbeiten. Außerdem gibt es neue Bilder für die Bürsten. Und zur jeden vollen Stunde wird mein Fortschritt kontrolliert, ich komme erneut übers Knie für eine gründliche Abreibung und mein Hintern wird für die komme Stunde mit der Teufelssalbe eingerieben! Nicht gerade ein Vergnügen.

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      <h1 itemprop="name">Ein paar kleinere Serverprobleme</h1>\n
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          <p class="info"><time datetime="2019-11-03T12:04:00+01:00" itemprop="datePublished">2019-11-03 12:04</time> von <span itemprop="author">Der Rotzlöffel</span> (Kommentare: 0)</p>\n
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                <h2>Server Probleme und ein paar andere Kleinigkeiten...</h2>\n
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          <a href="files/Bilder/P8290117A.JPG" title="Ein paar alte Teppich Pracker warten bereits..." data-lightbox="">\n
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          </a>\n
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          <figcaption class="caption">Mit jedem bekommst du jetzt eine ordentliche Tracht Prügel! Und zwar auf den nackten Arsch und jeden einzelnen Tag!</figcaption>\n
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          <p style="text-align: justify;">Leider habe ich mir in den letzten Wochen einige Server Probleme eingefangen, deren Behebung einige Zeit und Motiviation in Anspruch genommen hat. Sicherlich gehört mir dafür alleine schon wieder ordentlich der Hintern versohlt. Aber ich bin auch so ausgesprochen fleißig gewesen und habe versucht die Probleme nicht nur so schnell als möglich, sondern natürlich auch dauerhaft zu beheben.</p>\n
    <p style="text-align: justify;">In den nächsten Wochen werden wir also nicht mehr mit solch ärgerlichen Ausfällen konfrontiert werden. Außerdem kosten diese ja auch Zeit, die ich besser mit dem weiteren Erstellen von Inhalten verbringen sollte.</p>\n
    <p style="text-align: justify;">Dafür habe ich ordentlich den blanken Hintern voll bekommen und muss nun hier auf der Strafmatte sitzen und weiter an der Seite arbeiten. Außerdem gibt es neue Bilder für die Bürsten. Und zur jeden vollen Stunde wird mein Fortschritt kontrolliert, ich komme erneut übers Knie für eine gründliche Abreibung und mein Hintern wird für die komme Stunde mit der Teufelssalbe eingerieben! Nicht gerade ein Vergnügen.</p>  \n
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    \t<h2 class="headline-hr  ce_rsce_oneo_separator -centered"><span data-icon="&#xe042;">\t\tZu den Kommentaren\t</span></h2>\n
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